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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokรฉmon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokรฉmon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3โ03โ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means theyโre large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, thereโs no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so itโd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokรฉmon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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Alright ๐ everybody ๐ฅthanks for tuning in ๐บ๐ฃ๐tooooonightttt! ๐๐Todayโs ๐ topic ๐ is: โis kissing ๐ฝ๐๐๐๐๐the homies๐ฌ๐ง a homosexual ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐ฌ๐จโ๐จโ๐งactโ โand the FACTS ๐๐โผ๏ธsay kISSING ๐ฝ๐๐is not ๐ซโโผ๏ธinherently homosexual ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จas that would be weird ๐คข๐ฅด๐คconsidering parents ๐ต๐ด๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆkiss ๐๐children ๐ถ๐ง๐ง๐ฆand strangers ๐ฅkiss ๐๐๐as greeting ๐in otherโ๏ธ countries ๐จ๐ณ๐ฎ๐น๐ซ๐ท, BUTโ๏ธkissing a PENIS ๐OR ANUS๐ IS โ gay ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐จ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จas FUCK ๐ฏ๐ขbecause (to our knowledge ๐ง ๐) nobodyโ does that platonically๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ฏโโ๏ธ. Thanks๐ for tuning ๐๐in, and kiss๐ your homies๐งโโ๏ธ๐จโโค๏ธโ๐โ๐จ๐ goodnight ๐๐
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